Tens of thousands of pedestrians are hit by cars every year in America, but rare is the driver who runs over himself.

In October in Orlando, Florida, one William Edwards, 28, leaving the Dancer’s Royale strip club at 2:30 a.m., started his truck, drove a few feet, fell out, had it run over his leg, and saw the truck drift down a street and into a home, injuring the occupant. 

And earlier in October, a 25-year-old man in Scugog, Ontario, backing his car down his driveway with the door open, fell out, had it run over his leg, and saw it hit two mailbox posts. (Surprise: both times, as in nearly every similar case, alcohol was involved.)